lightswitch

There once was a lightswitch in my room which I had no idea what it did. I spent many a night wondering what it could possibly turn on, perhaps it opened and closed a neighbors garage, like that one Nationwide commercial, or maybe it opened up a portal to a world, like Narnia, or maybe it would electocte me, maybe it fires off nuclear bombs. I went to my dad to ask him what it did, he sternly said "DON'T under ANY circumstances turn that LIGHTSWITCH ON!" I went to my mom and asked her what it did she said it probobly did nothing. I asked my sister and she said "It would stop an annoying little brother from bothering me" I asked my brother and he said it would probobly kill me. Finally after months of preparing for all the possibilities I went and turned it on. At first it did nothing, then the lights flickered...and...they...turned on!